DEAR
SWEET
BABY JESUS.
CAN’T
BREATHE
,y sister is looiking at me strangely now.
oh ymgod
plesae
send help
hyperventilating
omg jesus fuck i cant what is going on
BENEDICT, YOU ARE DRUNK.
SWEET MOTHER OF GOD LISTEN TO THIS IF IT IS THE LAST THING YOU EVER DO.
BENEDICT MY BB.
I HAVE NO WORDS OH MY GOODNESS I HAVE NOT LAUGHED EVER IN MY LIFE BEFORE BENEDICT WHAT
SERIOUSLY LISTEN TO THIS IT WILL BE TIME WELL SPENT
jfc tdfyguhkjhyutr
THIS MAN’S VOICE
ACTUALLY. CAN. NOT.
WHAT. WHAT WAS THAT. HOW ARE YOU A REAL PERSON.
OH. MY. GOD. WHAT WAS THAT? THAT CAN’T BE REAL. SIR, HOW DO YOU THAT?
IT’S BACK ON MY DASH. I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT I CANT STOP LAUGHING
(Source: alaskan-bullw0rm, via ahiddendoor)
oh my god you guys i just fell out of my chair omg i cant breathe omg 911 “can you come pick me up?” omg
Benedict Cumberbatch,...are you even doing with your voice? You are so strange, and
I’M TORN BETWEEN WANTING HIM TO READ OUT TERRIBLE FANFICTION OR EXCELLENT FANFICTION
I have no idea what’s happening but it’s MAGICAL.
Can you say Herbert the Pervert???