most-awkward-moments:

Think Tumblr is addictive? Wait ‘til you’ve seen this blog! 

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threeyearslate:

01012012:

Captioning: You’re doing it right.

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abednadired:

incomprehensiblelentils:

imockyouwithmymonkeypants:

prosopopeya:

metaardappelen:

patta:

hollydiggity:

sofuckingchuffed:

adorable-watson:

timelordy-teganbreann:

You scored 78 Heterosexuality, 19 Homosexuality, and 2 Asexuality!

I am okay with this.

You scored 58 Heterosexuality, 15 Homosexuality, and 51 Asexuality!

You scored 33 Heterosexuality, 21 Homosexuality, and 78 Asexuality!

You scored 73 Heterosexuality, 11 Homosexuality, and 29 Asexuality!

You scored 4 Heterosexuality, 83 Homosexuality, and 22 Asexuality!

There it goes. The last heterosexuality I give.

You scored 60 Heterosexuality, 66 Homosexuality, and 20 Asexuality!

No surprises there. It was fun, though I had to answer the questions as if I wasn’t married.

You scored 64 Heterosexuality, 38 Homosexuality, and 45 Asexuality!

29 Heterosexuality, 26 Homosexuality, 61 Asexuality

27 Heterosexuality, 43 Homosexuality, 59 Asexuality

You scored 73 Heterosexuality, 11 Homosexuality, and 24 Asexuality!

You scored 64 Heterosexuality, 40 Homosexuality, and 27 Asexuality! 

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eighthwonder-oftheworld:

theatrocitiesofyourstory:

• Scully at home
• “Scully, what are you wearing?”
• “I’m not going to ask you if you just said what I think you just said, because I know it’s what you just said.”
• “Who was that?” “My drug dealer”
• Scully in glasses
• “Her name is Bambi?”
• Scully washing Queequeg
• Scully answering the phone with things like “who died now?” knowing Mulder is on the other end.
• Scully eating stuff.
• Mulder putting the phone down and Scully being like “Mul..no..sigh.”
• Scully waiting for the phone to ring.
• Scully waking up as soon as the phone goes
• “I had a praying mantis epiphany”
• “Are you sure it wasn’t a girlie scream?”
• Scully whacking out her FBI badge and taking command of the store…for while
• “Mulder, I think you’ve been in this town too long.” 
• “Let me guess…Bambi.”
• Mulder and Scully covered in manure
• “Yeah, that would explain everything.”
• “Isn’t that what Doctor Zaius said to Zira at the end of ‘The Planet of the Apes?’”
• “Smart is sexy”
  “By the time there’s another invasion of artificially-intelligent, dung-eating robotic probes from outer space, maybe their uber-children will have devised a way to save our planet. ”  
• ” You know, I never thought I’d say this to you, Scully… but you smell bad. ” 

neated:

#everyone pack it in and go home look at how their bodies move differently in different universes #but still move in tandem with the other person #how do you acting #this is how you otp #IT’S IN THEIR FUCKING BODIES #STOP THE RIDE I WANT OFF

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Glee → Future!AU; Anderson: ’It doesn’t matter who you fall in love with. You will always be my baby brother, Blaine.’

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